DAVID VON PEIN SAID:
Why in the world would [some] conspiracy theorists automatically assume that my name is a pen name or a fake name of some kind?
DAVE REITZES SAID:
I'm more intrigued by your mysterious brother, George De Pein.
DAVID VON PEIN SAID:
I'm afraid I'm not acquainted with ol' George.
DAVE REITZES SAID:
It's an obscure George De Mohrenschildt joke.
Don't get me wrong, though -- nothing gets people laughing like a GOOD George De Mohrenschildt joke.
George De Mohrenschildt and George Herbert Walker Bush walk into a bar....
There's a musician named Dave Reitzas whose name is frequently misspelled Reitzes, so Google searches for my name can turn up his.
Actually, I think there's every reason to believe that Reitzas and von Pein are the same guy. You should e-mail Len Osanic and tell him.
DAVID VON PEIN SAID:
Nah. Lenny doesn't like me too well. (Or maybe it's you he doesn't like, since I'm supposedly you.)
I e-mailed him not too long ago, inviting him to look at an article I had written debunking some of the stupid stuff that one his top guests (James DiEugenio) was spouting on his radio show, and here's the short response I received in return:
"Are you kidding me? Not interested at all." -- L. Osanic; 11/29/08
BTW, we both posted at the exact same minute again (5:29 AM EST).
Do you believe in fate? (Or poltergeists?)
DAVE REITZES SAID:
Whatever happened to Osanic's Black Op co-host Anita Langley (surely her real name)? She's sister-in-law to an astounding wackjob named Michael Riconosciuto, a.k.a. Martin Shackelford's Alien Autopsy Witness.
DAVID VON PEIN SAID:
I have no idea [what happened to Anita].
Sent to Area 51 perhaps?
"WHISKY JOE" SAID:
To be fair, Von Pein does sound like the name of someone who used to work for the East German Security and Intelligence Service.
DAVID VON PEIN SAID:
Well, it's the name I was born with on Wednesday, 12/27/61 (while JFK was serving as President, btw). So, I guess I'm stuck with it.
DAVE REITZES SAID:
So, theoretically, you could have been part of the conspiracy.
DAVID VON PEIN SAID:
Indeed.
In fact, I was born at 12:33 PM. And that's the exact minute of the day on 11/22/63 that Lee Oswald probably exited the TSBD.
Don't tell me THAT'S just a coincidence! :-)
And then there's my Ruth Paine "connection".
"Perhaps some crackerjack conspiracy theorist can now link me (as a "conspirator") to the Kennedy assassination, by way of Ruth Paine's visit to my hometown just two months before the President was killed." -- DVP; April 2008
DAVE REITZES SAID:
That pretty much blows your cover. That's why the CIA made sure I wasn't born until a little later.
DAVID G. HEALY SAID:
Droning on back-n-forth with yourself (David Von pein aka Dave Reitzes) is a sure indication of illness, ya need help troll. Perhaps a bit of thorazine is in order :)
p.s. you're drawing more attention to yourselves [sic]. Any third rate USENET moron knows how to sign on with two computers and separate aliases.
"YO HARVEY" SAID:
DVP - Dave Reitzes - A NEW CONSPIRACY......brought to you by the LN's of America!
"LAZ" SAID:
Black Op Radio and the Simkin Board have no use for know-it-all smartypants that aren't mentally open to conspiracy--who just whine! and whine! and whine! Who aren't fulfilled unless they are arguing.
DAVID VON PEIN SAID:
Sounds like you've just described resident conspiracy know-it-all Anthony Marsh. He'll argue with you even when he totally agrees with everything you've got to say.
David Von Pein
January 2009
October 2013
